Have you seen this show? It has got to be one of the funniest damn things on tv right now? These real rednecks have their weddings at places like mudbogs and campgrounds and barns. Oh My! And the do crazy shit like put horse poop in water balloons and make "spirit trees" out of beer bottles. I don't understand. Why? And what's a beer bottle got to do with spirits? Do spirits come out of liquor bottles? They do here. ;)
And why do rednecks construct wedding cakes out of ho-hos and ding-dongs? Or make real armadillo cakes...Think Steel Magnolias, here. There seems to be a recurring theme of guns, mud, dogs and more than enough cammo to go around.
I think it's a good thing I wasn't born to rednecks...they'd fire me, disown me or something...Hell, dude went "coon huntin" for his bachelor party. Some went squirrel hunting. And a bunch of chicks went mud-boggin. I've never done or even seen any of the above. Janice assures me there is plenty of mud in the country...I wondered how you made it all in the middle of nowhere. Guess there's no shortage. Who knew?
The good news is they look like they are having a ton of fun and do love each other...And that's what everyone wants in a marriage, right? Guess I'll kick back and laugh my ass off...while waiting for some redneck to come along, read this and maybe slam me in the mud! LOL