Tomorrow I will be the lucky winner of a partial hysterectomy. It's kinda like winning the lotto but less significant. Surgery is never fun but I am certain I will bounce back and here are the reasons I will choose to view this as my Valentine's gift to me...
- No more bleeding...as I have every day for like 8 months
- No more cramps
- No more daily back pain
- No more periods
- I can once again consider a great sex life as a possibility
- I will get some rest
- Morphine pumps are supposed to be fab
- Exercising should be easier
- I will have the opportunity to get tired of lounging around in PJs
- I will get to catch up on my reading
Happy Valentine's Day to you! Enjoy some much needed relief.
ReplyDeleteGood luck! You will do great! And yay for morphine pumps!!!
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