Saturday, March 12, 2011

Nonna

I am going to be a grandmother...My still living at home, still in school, 21 year old is pregnant. Baby is due 9.22.

I think I'm coming out of shock. I have made some comments like that pretty little kitty she got tattooed on her hip might look more like an alley cat by the end of summer but am being supportive.

I don't think much of the "Baby Daddy" and have been waiting for-evah for her to kick him to the curb. Guess we have to deal with his ass on some level now for the next 18 years. Sigh.

She's on WIC and applying for other benefits like housing. She's looking for full-time work. Since my baby days were over I've given away every piece of baby equipment I ever owned. She needs everything and has nothing. Good think new babies don't need much I guess.

I've warned about the penisaurus for years. You think they're all nice and friendly then they attack, You can never trust them because they are dangerous...Women in our family get pregnant. Really. Two of my three kids were "accidents." My sister has two "accidents" running around and so do 3 of my 4 cousins. Seriously. We GET pregnant. She was on birth control and missed a pill. Guess she is FERTILE too.

5 comments:

  1. YOU have a 21 y/o???? So you conceived this offspring at.....the age of SIX??

    Dang, Girl, I want a case of whatever you're smokin'!!

    Hope all goes well. :)

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  2. bless your heart and thank you. lol

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  3. Holy moly girl. I can't even imagine being a Nonna at this age. Hope everthing turns ok.

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  4. She comes from tough, resourceful stock! I'm sure between now and sept she will have everything she needs and more!

    Let me know if you need anything!

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  5. It could be me. It might still be me - my daughter is the same age. Sending you positive thoughts....

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