Girl: Isn't it cool that girls have more taste buds than boys?
Boy: But it's really cool that boys have bigger brains.
Mom: That doesn't mean boys are smarter than girls.
Boy: But I have a college vocabulary so I'm really smart.
Mom: Oh really? I have a college level vocabulary too.
Boy: Yeah but you went to college. I'm in 4th grade and I was testing this week and Ms. B told me so yes, I'm really smart.
Girl" Then why did you get a 20 on your math quiz???
ZING!~~~
Girl: Smoosh is gawking at my ice cream!
Mom: At least he's not trying to steal it. Gawking is ok.
Girl: Smoosh is gawking at my ice cream!
Mom: At least he's not trying to steal it. Gawking is ok.
Boy: You KNOW what gawking means!?!
In other news, Smoosh was returned in less than 24 hours for a 2nd time...Again because the woman's dog would not be nice to him. He should meet a new man tonight. One who owns ZERO dogs. Paws crossed!
bahahahah! Gotta love them!
ReplyDeleteI remember when I was around 11 and I asked my 16 year old cousin "If girls get their period, what do boys get". Without missing a beat she said "brain damage".
My kitten's paws are crossed for Smoosh! I hope it works out.
ReplyDeleteok so is smoosh good with other dogs? I am ready to drive all the way to va to get him! he needs a forever home!
ReplyDeleteHe is good with dogs but tends to set other dogs off. He's got all the sass and spunk that comes with a Bulldog plus some. He's off to a home without other dogs on a trial run and should have his adoption finalized by early next week.
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