Monday, February 7, 2011

How do they make me laugh everyday?

Girl: Isn't it cool that girls have more taste buds than boys?
Boy: But it's really cool that boys have bigger brains.
Mom: That doesn't mean boys are smarter than girls. 
Boy: But I have a college vocabulary so I'm really smart. 
Mom: Oh really? I have a college level vocabulary too.
Boy: Yeah but you went to college. I'm in 4th grade and I was testing this week and Ms. B told me so yes, I'm really smart.
Girl" Then why did you get a 20 on your math quiz???


Girl: Smoosh is gawking at my ice cream!
Mom: At least he's not trying to steal it. Gawking is ok.
Boy: You KNOW what gawking means!?!

In other news, Smoosh was returned in less than 24 hours for a 2nd time...Again because the woman's dog would not be nice to him. He should meet a new man tonight. One who owns ZERO dogs. Paws crossed!


  1. bahahahah! Gotta love them!

    I remember when I was around 11 and I asked my 16 year old cousin "If girls get their period, what do boys get". Without missing a beat she said "brain damage".

  2. My kitten's paws are crossed for Smoosh! I hope it works out.

  3. ok so is smoosh good with other dogs? I am ready to drive all the way to va to get him! he needs a forever home!

  4. He is good with dogs but tends to set other dogs off. He's got all the sass and spunk that comes with a Bulldog plus some. He's off to a home without other dogs on a trial run and should have his adoption finalized by early next week.