Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:
@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior,you get more work
@ WORK For good behavior,you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK You pay all your expenses and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK You pay all your expenses and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called 'managers'
@ WORK They are called 'managers'
Hey! I'm a district manager ...
ReplyDeleteSo'k, I forgive you :)
Heh.
silly me, I came off unemployment to do this.
ReplyDeleteoops.
:)
I prefer prison.
ReplyDeleteYpu may be right, Chewy. Dawg could be our warden!
ReplyDeleteWarden reporting for duty.
ReplyDeleteNow my sweet bitches ... what shall I have you do for me today?
*devious grin*
But remember, you get to leave for the day and go out for ice cream...
ReplyDeleteSmart Girl! I'm with you Maria!
ReplyDeleteut-oh - What did I get myself into? LOL!
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