Friday, February 13, 2009

An Old Funny with new pics...Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK For good behavior,you get more work

@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON You get your own toilet
@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK You pay all your expenses and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK They are called 'managers'


  1. Hey! I'm a district manager ...

    So'k, I forgive you :)


  2. silly me, I came off unemployment to do this.

  3. Anonymous2/13/2009

    I prefer prison.

  4. Ypu may be right, Chewy. Dawg could be our warden!

  5. Warden reporting for duty.
    Now my sweet bitches ... what shall I have you do for me today?
    *devious grin*

  6. But remember, you get to leave for the day and go out for ice cream...

  7. Smart Girl! I'm with you Maria!

  8. Anonymous2/18/2009

    ut-oh - What did I get myself into? LOL!