I hang and shake my head as I laugh...

Being a mobile peep I had the occasion to work at a call center today. Let me tell you, it's a whole different world! Being "one of those people" (the kind that smokes) I went outside to take a break and walked in on a long discussion on toy parties and vibrators with many participants...I did not join in but didn't even bother to prentend I wasn't listening. One of the topics briefly covered was where they hide their toys between uses....and then I heard a story...Well call her Jane and him Dick. lol


When moving out of her parent's house, Jane decided to throw out "Roger" (No shit, that was it's name.) Dick was helping her move and appently does come to help every time she moves. Hmmmm. Anyhoo, she tossed out Roger and thought nothing of it, pleased that she covered every inch of space so none of her secrets would be found and her parents would never know. Then Jane happened to look out the window. She said they had a scraggly mix of a dog and he had retrieved Roger from the trash for her...And was proudly carrying Roger in his mouth parading around the yard. He refused to be caught and wanted to keep his newfound toy...She said she thanked God that Dick did not see the dick the dog retirieved and is even more careful with her toys now.

Yeah, no doubt.