KJ: I know what I'm going to ask Santa for.
KJ: And Elf!
Me: I don't think Santa's into slavery. What's he gonna do, sit around and make toys for you all year?
KJ: No, He can go to school, we can hang out and we can wrestle. He can put me in moves.
Me: But he needs to go to elf school to learn how to be an elf. He can't learn that at your school.
KJ: Yeah, but thay'll all know he's an elf because he'll be short and have pointy ears.
Me: I think what you want is a brother and that ain't gonna happen!
KJ: Yeah, but Mooooom...